American infomercials for you
i want to quit school and become an informercial actress
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Steen: He thought a “triple entendre” was about Andre 3000. LOL! #TripleAuntAndre
Sweet mother of God…
KHERRYL IS THE TROLL GAWD!
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On the shoulders NICE! lol
“Dear Future Girlfriend” #73: Right-outta-the-shower-pussy-consuming will occur. I don’t give a damn about your wet hair or the fact that you only have 20 minutes left before you have to get to work. You will be late.




